Sandwich Project
I'm not sure if this is how it works in other people's households, but this is how it works in ours. Husband makes a sandwich and takes it to the table, or couch where he can watch whatever sporting event he is currently following, and eats it. Wife makes a sandwich, puts all of the "sandwich fixings" back in the fridge. She notices the countertops are dirty and so she proceeds to clean them. She then throws in the load of laundry she was reminded of while she was cleaning the countertops. She lets the dogs inside. One of the kids tells her he is hungry and/or thirsty so she fixes him a snack. She shoos the dog away, who is sniffing and aggressively and searching for the sandwich, which is still sitting on the counter, untouched. She then proceeds to clean up after her child, who is done with his snack. The other child is now fussing and she puts some new toys out for him to play with. She lets the dogs outside. The phone rings, and it's her mother. She has to...